Top 10 MLM Jokes of All Time

Today, I’d like to share what I believe are the top 10 MLM Jokes of all time. Let’s face it, everyone likes a good joke. Who doesn’t like to laugh?

Our research team has searched the internet looking for the best of the best. These MLM Jokes will make you laugh. Even though I am a huge fan of network marketing, I understand some of these jokes are anti-MLM. I did not take them personally and I hope you don’t either.

Top 10 MLM Jokes of All Time

Top 10 MLM Jokes of All Time

# 10: Protein Powder

I’m working hard now, so my future daughter does not have to sell protein powder on Instagram.

Source: Lauren Vaughn saved to Make ‘Em Laugh

# 9: I Lost My Friends

I made $1400 dollars off of a multi-level marketing scheme and lost every friend I have.

Source: someecards

# 8: Want to Make Some Extra Money?

You have to ruin a conversation in 30 seconds, how do you do it? …
“would you like to make more money and be your own boss?”

Source: Reddit

# 7: It’s Not Really a Party

Sorry your party is just a meeting with food.

Source: Picture Quotes

# 6: Stop Stringing Me Along

Why can’t you say you’re not interested instead of stringing me along for months?

Source: blog hubspot

Humor is mankinds greatest blessing

# 5: Wishful Thinking

Sales prospect asks for a call back in 6 months….. “So you’re telling me there’s chance…”

Source: blog hubspot

# 4: Overworked Office Manager

Salesperson: “This computer will cut your workload by 50%.”

Office manager: “That’s great! I’ll take two of them.”

Source: blog hubspot

# 3: Underperformers

A sales manager was addressing an underperforming sales team at the start of a new month:

We are going to have a sales contest this month. The winners will get to enter next month’s contest.

Source: blog hubspot

# 2: Magic

So you don’t want to network, blog, pay for advertising, have a website, or do any marketing whatsoever?

How do you expect to attract clients… magic?

Source: Pinterest

# 1: Is that Lipstick in Your Pocket?

My GF found lipstick in my pocket. Told her straight up I was cheating. There’s no way I was going to confess I sell Avon.

~ Uniquely Twisted (Twitter page)

Final Thoughts

There you have it folks. These are the top 10 MLM Jokes of all time. Which joke on this list is your favorite and why? Do you know of a good MLM Joke that I didn’t mention here? If so, leave a comment below to share it. I look forward to hearing from you.

chuck holmes


Chuck Holmes
Network Marketing Professional (since 2002)
Author, Blogger, & Entrepreneur

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